Inebriated woman “possibly” hits patrol vehicle before driving down embankment

39-year-old Jennifer Schnell was charged with driving under the influence after she “possibly” hit a patrol car and admitted to drinking after she drove her car over a parking curb, per report.

Intoxicated woman calls cops on imaginary fight at Kat’s; hides behind dumpster for safety

33-year-old Jessica Grandelli was charged with public intoxication when found by police hiding behind a dumpster at Kat’s Bar and Grill after she called to report an imaginary fight.